Danial Jaafar 🇲🇾

"Kucing tu tak makan makanan kucing jenama Furskist itu. Langsung tak diusik. Pening aku. Beli mahal-mahal." "Habis tu, apa si Labu tu makan? Gempal elok je. Bulu pon, fuhhh, gebu. Gerammm!" "Kau nampak tu, dalam longkang? Anak ayam, anak burung, biawak kecik-kecik." "Haaa??" "Ye la. Benda percuma orang bagi, elok-elok, tak nak. Nak jugak masuk dalam hutan semak depan rumah ni, berkubang dengan babi hutan tu." Labu (bukan gambar sebenar) sedang berehat. "Kah kah kah kah!!" "Gelak pulak kau." "Hahaha, broo! Ada makhluk, benda yang bergolek datang percuma, elok mahal molek macam mana sekalipun, tak dipandang langsung. Nak juga berpeluh susah payah." "Baru puas hidup kalau ada cabaran...mungkin? Daripada disuap begitu hari-hari. Macam bagi kerbau gemuk sebelum kau sembelih." "Kerbau?" "Peribahasa Korea tak salah aku.... Tengok Running Man." "Oh......

Danny had been circling the area for almost an hour. Okay, maybe not that long but it sure felt that way to him, trying his best to park his car as close as possible to the shop. He was about to give up when he saw the brake light of an old car lit up. After months back in Malaysia, Danny had slipped back to his Malaysian ways and one of them is to park your car as close as you can to your destination. Some double park but Danny, at least had pledged not to follow suit as he still had the sense in him to consider other drivers. Car parked, Danny headed to the shop. It, was a flower shop. a florist. Would be his first time buying flowers, in real life. He bought flowers online for his mother on her birthday, but never been, physically, to a florist to buy one of those bouquets. And once he was there, he just stood there, clueless. "Okay, bro..what now?" he asked himself. "Yes, sir, want to buy flowers?" A cute, petite lady, perhaps, one of the staffs, asked....

Sejak kebelakangan ni, aku memang punya kesulitan untuk menulis baik dalam bahasa Melayu/Malaysia ataupun Inggeris itu sendiri. Aku kira, ini ada kaitan dengan kealpaan, lantas menjurus kepada kemalasan aku membuat ulangkaji bahasa Perancis di Duolingo. Menulis mukadimah ini pun sudah makan masa hampir sejam. Dan aku harus lekas untuk kerja jam 11pagi nanti. Oh ya, ini iklan tidak berbayar. Gunakan Duolingo untuk mempelajari bahasa-bahasa Eropah. Aku sekarang menanti tiba hari Duolingo mengajarku bahasa Mandarin, Kantonis, Korea dan Arab. Atau mungkin lebih afdhal untuk aku membuat app mengajar bahasa Melayu/Malaysia. Bahan pembelajaran sedia ada sekarang hanya banyak untuk bahasa Indonesia. Telornya lain, kosa katanya juga begitu. Hmmm.... Web version. Started off as an app.  Anyway, my draftkens. Join moi! Why are you so upset, man? If anything you should be at least, pleased. W ----------------------------------------------------------------------------...

She found it hard to believe. The very woman she looked up to as a kid, a little girl was a fake after all these years. It was all just, facade. "I can't believe it, babe, that me mom is like that. She acted all lovey dovey with my dad all these years. And now, this shit?" she let it all out again, for the umpteenth time to her bestie, Elle. "You sure about this, Jessi? It could be a misunderstanding. Maybe the name, texts you read on her phone might have been just a misunderstanding?" Elle tried to reason it out on behalf of her friend's mother. Not that she wanted to but just to cool Jessi down. "Oh, yeah. It could have been some secret codes between my mom and her friends, eh? Or she could be a lesbo, which still isn't any better!" "Yep, case closed." Elle gave up. She figured it would be better off to just shut her trap and be there for Jessi. Let the lass vent, flush it all out of her system. "Funny, huh? What...

"Late at night, when I was deep in my slumber, the phone rang. I woke up to my ringing phone. Answered the call from a place I used to call home. Hearing that dreaded tone, Got my heart shredded, torn." "Hello. Hmm, yes. Uhuh. Yes. Hmm..Okay. Okay. Okay................hmm.....Okay....Okay..." his only response to the late night caller. Was it work, or family? "Okay, I'll see what I can do. Bye." he hung up. "It's neither, no big deal. Let's go to sleep." Well, it wouldn't have been a big deal if the call was during the day..but it was at night. A very late night. "Just so that tomorrow I will remember to do it." If you say so. "Good night." Good night.

"Alamak, abang tak mandi lagi ni. Nak jugak dukung Ammar ni." "Ooo, Abang tak mandi lagi ke." "Ha'ah" "So,stay away." =___= ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Adib! Gee! Ammar ni nangis pulak. Abang tiba-tiba hidung berair,takut pulak nak dekat ni ha." "Abang selesema ke?" "Ye kot. Ke habuk, entah ah." "So,stay away." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Okay, bye bye Ammar! Pak Long nak gerak balik JB dah. Hmm, nak cium risau pulak aku, baby kecik ni kang terjangkit apa dari aku ni..." "Haa betulla tu, bang." "So,stay away." =___= --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...

Plague of Happiness with their sickness to bring happiness Tunku Tun Aminah kat atas tu. First time la aku pergi gig sebenarnya. Kalau yang konsert Gigi kat Singapore yang aku pergi dekat Suntec Mall tu eh ke mana entah, tu bukan gig. Sebab semua audience duduk atas kerusi! Serius potong stim hahaaha! Umur dah lanjut baru dapat merasa. Okay lah. Aku pun pelik kenapa masa aku kat Melbourne dulu aku tak pernah nak pergi ke event macam ni. Ada je The Killers la, Green Day, Pink. Even Russell Peters datang pun aku tak pergi.  Mungkin sebab:- 1) Aku study kat Churchill Terpencil, 2 jam naik V-Line baru sampai Melbourne dari Morwell station V-Line naik yang Traralgon line. Morwell Station is the penultimate stop. Imagine how far it is la guys. Aku suka Southern Cross Station ni. Sebab ada tempat nak solat. hahaha Pemandangan biasa. Too many cows hence the name, Moomooland given to Monash University Gippsland Campus (now Federation Uni) Aku suka ...