Danial Jaafar 🇲🇾

Dia, bila nak dekat akhir tahun mulalah cermin-cermin yang lepas. Lepas tu, mula nak terdetik rasa kesal. Dalam banyak-banyak duk tengah kesal, ada juga yang menggelikan hati. Teringat cerita kawan di blog, senyum kat budak tengah menangis, alih-alih mak budak guna modal nak suruh budak diam. Ha, diam. Nanti abang tu makan awak. Diam Dek cerita tu, aku sekarang berfikir dua tiga kali sebelum buat keputusan untuk senyum sama budak-budak comel, baik bayi mahupun kanak-kanak. Sebab perbandingan fizikal aku dan kawan aku tu, aku rasa aku lagi banyak mengeluarkan aura "makang budok" yang satu ketika pernah popular di kalangan pembaca majalah Ujang. Apa-apa pun. Itu cerita lama. Tidak pula ia bergerak bersama-sama. Jadi usah mengenang nasib burukmu yang lama. Adapun siapalah kita untuk mengatakan nasib buruk itu tanda Tuhan tiada kasih kepada kita kerana kita apa pon tak tahu.

Yesterday afternoon I went to this supermarket to buy my late lunch. Grabbed myself 2 pieces of chicken ribs and my favourite Nestle's fat-free mixed berries yogurt. I made my way out. Nothing unusual. Kids playing under the escalator as if the management has set up a new playground for the kids at the mall. I was pacing behind this family of three-father mother and daughter. We were so close to the exit/entrance. And she just had to fart me up. You read that right. She farted, as she was walking. Nothing is wrong with that. Heck, had she got sued by someone for farting while walking I would get her the best lawyer in the world to defend her right to do that. No, not this Auntie Lucy. The thing is, she farted, in front of me, still in the premise, with such echoing noise, not once, not twice, but thrice. She and her daughter turned their heads a lil bit to the back, trying to see if someone was there I reckon and as I was just 1,2 meters away, it was pretty obvious that some...

I was with friends. Companions. Searching for something. We were in hotel, or some kind of old, ruined yet still usable building filled with many people. Who were going around doing their business. I think I saw you. After few scenes forgotten, I saw you leaving. Then from the top of the building, where there was supposed to be a roof but there wasn't probably because it was destroyed in the war (clearly the place looked and felt like a waste land), so there I was making an announcement, "I would like to make an announcement..." I do not recall the exact announcement I made, looking at everyone including you at the bottom of the building, but you were blushing, and covered your face with your palms as if you were embarrassed yet pleased of what was taking place. Apparently I proposed to you, in such wasteland, on top of a partially destroyed-yet-operational hotel, in front of all these people whom kinda resemble the characters from How I Met Your Mother, Thor and 47 Ro...

Where is Doc?!? I wanna go back to the past!

Adapun hajat di hati memang nak berblog hari-hari, tapi tanggal 1 Disember 2013 aku telah berpindah rumah. So, had to head down to TM Point nak buat relocation untuk my Unifi subscription. I went there on the 3rd, and I missed their call twice a week after that, abih tak call dah nak follow up. And the thing about Unifi customer service ni, they are bunch of helpful guys no doubt but if you call them during and after lunch hour onwards, hah good luck la nak dapat through. I tried, maybe a lot of times that week. Nasib baik teringat nak call pagi, jadi bila call pagi senang nak cakap dengan customer consultantnya. Makanya datanglah kontraktor Unifi pada hari Selasa walhal hari yang dijanjikan hari Isnin sebab ada item yang tak dihantar TM lagi ke macam mana entah situasi dia. Aku steady je cuma adik-adik aku dan mak aku la yang bengkek sudah sebab almost a week here they all couldn't have a go at this Unifi yang aku bangga-banggakan lajunya connection speed. Aku pon bengkek juga, ...

Ye, kawan-kawan. Hamba tengah sakit gering demam belum kebah. Kurang air mungkin asbabnya. Kepala berdenyut-denyut dikahwinkan dengan tekak kering dan kesat. Yaaa~ Jadinya, topik kita pada hari ini ialah faedah-faedah internet yang kini penggunaannya makin meluas! Meluas seperti meluasnya empayar Genghis Khan walaupun luasnya penggunaan internet pada masa kini memang lagi luas daripada empayar Genghis Khan sebenarnya. Straight to the point. Menjimatkan Masa Sekarang ni, everyone can fly. Dah nama everyone can fly, maka berbondonglah manusia merancang percutian dengan menggunakan kapal terbang. Dengan promosi yang berbagai-bagai dari AirAsia, Malindo Air, KLM dan banyak lagi, maka sudah pasti ramai yang berminat. Bila minat, adalah permintaan aka demand. So, when demand tinggi, supply kena tinggi. Bila supply nak kena tinggi, makanya banyaklah penerbangan yang dilakukan saban hari. Adanya internet korang tak payah dah nak ke kaunter tiket kat airport, pergi jumpa travel agent. Ko...

To all the folks who know me, personally or virtually LOL I am alright because I have been in KL since last month so was not affected by the flood and so is my family, and the house, and even my cat Labu! Alhamdulillah. Things in Kerteh are not as bad as in Kemaman and Kuantan so for that we are all very grateful and thankful. But of course we still extend our helping hands to our fellow Malaysians especially the ones in Kemaman and Kuantan. Anyway, ini malam saya tiba-tiba bikin pantun. Jadi, layan je lah... Pantun 1 Tahun Setengah Dipotong dihiris bawang merah, Untuk ditumis dalam kuali, Luka di hati masih berdarah, Terberi salah pertama kali. Bawang ditumis baunya wangi, Menusuk hidung terjaga lalu, Saat bahagia semuanya pelangi, Sangkanya tidak kan pergi berlalu. Teh panas kopi panas, Hirup minumnya di dalam piring, Jangan dikenang gelap yang lepas, Nanti terlepas fajar menyingsing. Mula makan dengan Bismillah, Alhamdulillah di akhir tanda syukur, Jodoh per...