|No, not this Auntie Lucy.|
The thing is, she farted, in front of me, still in the premise, with such echoing noise, not once, not twice, but thrice. She and her daughter turned their heads a lil bit to the back, trying to see if someone was there I reckon and as I was just 1,2 meters away, it was pretty obvious that someone else heard that. To spare them (or perhaps myself) from the embarrassment I made a detour at the stall selling hijabs, baju kurung and kebaya and during that short period of time I managed to have a look at the price and said to myself "quite pricey".
5 seconds after that I made my way out and straight to my car. I thank God that the fart was one of the empty can fart one. Only got noise but no smell.
At least the auntie did not look at me, and apologise after farting me up. That, would have been awkward.