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"Bashful, yet bold."

"Apa dia?"

"Japanese girl."

"Damn I didn't know you knew one.'

"Heh. Ada la. Not your typical Japanese girl though.."

It went silent again. Glued to their phones. Same routine for Nathan and Brooke.

"So, you know I dig person/things that don't fit the stereotype."

"Oh, are we still talking about that Japanese girl?"

"Hahaha kinda. Anyway, she's tall and lanky for a Japanese."

"Is she a model, then? Since she's blessed with height?"

"Naah, according to her anyway. But I like that modesty in her."

"Hahaha, like what, one of the Malays sayings? Ikut resmi padi, makin berisi makin tunduk?"

"Damn, you've made remarkable improvement. Powerr.

But are you saying she's fat, mate?"

And the two Mat Sallehs stop hanging out after that.

-The End-

PS: The Japanese girl isn't fat. She's small built depsite her towering height.

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Intan Saffyna berkata…
hi, saya datang singgah follow sini :)
salam kenal :)
plain83 berkata…
Hahaha LoL I actually laughed, seriously weh... X'D
plain!! sorry tak reply reply. hahaha how are you?
plain83 berkata…
Duuude, no prob at all! I know most bloggers would just go on sudden hiatus once in a while. It's totally normal :D

I've been kinda busy with irl stuff too, and I only update my blog 2 times a month so far this year. Went to South Korea last May for a short holiday trip, so I'm currently updating my blog about my time spent in Seoul and Jejudo :D

Anyway, again, congrats! O-shiawase ni na! ;3

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