Customer: โI need oil for my car. I need the 10-40.โ
Me: โIโm sorry, weโre out of that.โ
Customer: โWell, go get some more.โ
Me: โI canโt just do that. I could order some for you, and it will be here in a couple of days.โ
Customer: โNo! Just go back there!โ *points to the storage room* โGet some from the tap.โ
Me: โThe tap?โ
Customer: โI know that every gas station is connected to the oil rigs in the North Sea!โ
Customer: โI would like to cancel my appointment for a tutor at 1:30.โ
Me: โYou are not booked for 1:30.โ
Customer: โOh, okay. Can I make a appointment for 1:30 then?โ
Me: โDidnโt you just say you want to cancel it?โ
Customer: โDonโt I need to have a appointment first to cancel it?โ
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Customer: โI bought this heat gun a month and a half ago. I donโt have a receipt. I just want an exchange.โ
Me: โYou bought this a month and a half ago? About early June?โ
Customer: โYes. I just want an exchange.โ
Me: *double checks computer* โSir, we discontinued this almost a year ago. We sold our last one this past October.โ
Customer: โMaybe it was a little longer than a month and a halfโฆโ
(Thick face sia!)
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(I am scanning a customerโs order when I notice she is buying a $30 lip-gloss that is also being given away with a magazine).
Me: "Miss, if youโd like to buy [magazine] for $7.20, you get this exact lip-gloss free inside."
Customer: "But I donโt want the magazine. I just want the lip-gloss."
Me: "I understand, but even if you give the magazine away, you still get the lip-gloss for $7.20 and save $22.80."
Customer: "Do I look like a charity? Iโm not going to give away a $7 magazine. Havenโt you heard of saving money?"
Me: "Well yes, what Iโm saying is you can save money by buying the magazineโ"
Customer: "Stop trying to rip me off and scan my lip-gloss!"
(I ring up her lip-gloss for $30 and she storms off. The next customer puts the same magazine on the counter.)
Next Customer: "I donโt want it either, but I have half a brain."
(LOL, either she's too dumb or she realised it too late and embarrassed to admit she was wrong =P)
Ulasan
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Salam ramadan Al Mubarak..
buat pembaca blog kami
http://firestartingautomobil.blogspot.com/
http://bukandoktorveterinar.blogspot.com/
Ramadan bulan yg mulia..
Tertutup pintu-pintu neraka..Terbuka pintu-pintu syurga..Syaitan-syaitan dibelenggu.
yumm dah namanya manusia... macam mana perfect pun tetap tak perfect mana ada manusia yang perfect...
maaf lama tak ziarah sini coz sesejak ni aku amat sibuk sekali... maafkan kami ye