Danial Jaafar 🇲🇾

"Kucing tu tak makan makanan kucing jenama Furskist itu. Langsung tak diusik. Pening aku. Beli mahal-mahal." "Habis tu, apa si Labu tu makan? Gempal elok je. Bulu pon, fuhhh, gebu. Gerammm!" "Kau nampak tu, dalam longkang? Anak ayam, anak burung, biawak kecik-kecik." "Haaa??" "Ye la. Benda percuma orang bagi, elok-elok, tak nak. Nak jugak masuk dalam hutan semak depan rumah ni, berkubang dengan babi hutan tu." Labu (bukan gambar sebenar) sedang berehat. "Kah kah kah kah!!" "Gelak pulak kau." "Hahaha, broo! Ada makhluk, benda yang bergolek datang percuma, elok mahal molek macam mana sekalipun, tak dipandang langsung. Nak juga berpeluh susah payah." "Baru puas hidup kalau ada cabaran...mungkin? Daripada disuap begitu hari-hari. Macam bagi kerbau gemuk sebelum kau sembelih." "Kerbau?" "Peribahasa Korea tak salah aku.... Tengok Running Man." "Oh......

Danny had been circling the area for almost an hour. Okay, maybe not that long but it sure felt that way to him, trying his best to park his car as close as possible to the shop. He was about to give up when he saw the brake light of an old car lit up. After months back in Malaysia, Danny had slipped back to his Malaysian ways and one of them is to park your car as close as you can to your destination. Some double park but Danny, at least had pledged not to follow suit as he still had the sense in him to consider other drivers. Car parked, Danny headed to the shop. It, was a flower shop. a florist. Would be his first time buying flowers, in real life. He bought flowers online for his mother on her birthday, but never been, physically, to a florist to buy one of those bouquets. And once he was there, he just stood there, clueless. "Okay, bro..what now?" he asked himself. "Yes, sir, want to buy flowers?" A cute, petite lady, perhaps, one of the staffs, asked....